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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Joan Denoo on February 13, 2019 at 9:40pm

Bertold, Priceless!?
"God helps those who help themselves"
~ Aesop, a Greek slave & storyteller (620-564 BCE)

~ Algernon Sidney, English politician

~ Benjamin Franklin

~?

Comment by Patricia on February 13, 2019 at 7:15pm

Exactly.

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on February 13, 2019 at 6:55pm

Comment by Patricia on February 2, 2019 at 1:31am

No Plinius, I'd say not.

Comment by Joan Denoo on February 2, 2019 at 12:22am

This whole page is?FUNNY!

Comment by Plinius on February 1, 2019 at 11:37pm

Nice, Patricia! Perhaps not quite the thing for lessons... =^.^=

Comment by Patricia on February 1, 2019 at 4:45pm

Ya gotta be a parrot I guess.

Comment by Tom Sarbeck on February 1, 2019 at 4:35pm

Prayer?

Bah, humbug, Patricia. I spent years praying for women who would support me in a style to which I want to become accustomed, and d’ya think it worked?

Comment by Tom Sarbeck on February 1, 2019 at 4:31pm

Bert, on SSS’s saying god supports Trump: I preserve my sanity by remembering that she’s talking to Trump’s voters, not to people who can think.

Comment by Patricia on February 1, 2019 at 2:04pm

This very concerned matron goes to her Parson one day and tells him, "Reverend, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the Minister inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you wanna have some fun?"
"Oh, that's quite obscene madam!" the Reverend exclaimed: then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and William. My parrots will teach yours to praise and worship and speak respectfully. Your parrots stop saying, er, that phrase, in no time."
Thank you Rev," the woman responded, "that sounds like a wonderful idea."
The next day, she brought her female parrots over to the Parson's mansion. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her two female parrots in beside them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you wanna have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed:
"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"

 

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