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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Aron Ra: Professional Huckster?!?

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Loren Miller Sep 18, 2018. 8 Replies

The Big Whoop Book

Started by Grinning Cat. Last reply by Bertold Brautigan Sep 5, 2018. 5 Replies

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Comment by Loren Miller on March 14, 2019 at 8:41am


Yeah ... funny thing, that.
[As always, you can click on image to enlarge it.]

Comment by Grinning Cat on March 5, 2019 at 1:59pm

Good one, Spud!

Reminds me of Ray Lynch's "Salvation (The Cross of St. John Hagee)", exploring "the relationship between salvation and donation" in modern religion.

Two views of a neon cross, whose lettering on the horizontal crosspiece alternates between 'FORGIVENESS' and 'GIVE $$'

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On another note, this article is worth a(nother) laugh:

"Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World" (The?Onion)

"I do not understand," reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the sun, the moon, water, and a Sumerian who appears to be scratching his head. "A booming voice is saying, 'Let there be light,' but there is already light. It is saying, 'Let the earth bring forth grass,' but I am already standing on grass." [...]

"The Sumerian people must have found God's making of heaven and earth in the middle of their well-established society to be more of an annoyance than anything else," said Paul Helund, ancient history professor at Cornell University. "If what the pictographs indicate are true, His loud voice interrupted their ancient prayer rituals for an entire week." [...]

Comment by Idaho Spud on March 5, 2019 at 10:23am

Comment by Plinius on March 1, 2019 at 11:57pm

a good one, Spud!

Comment by Patricia on March 1, 2019 at 4:26pm

Hahahaha....

Comment by Idaho Spud on March 1, 2019 at 3:56pm

Comment by Grinning Cat on February 28, 2019 at 12:30pm

On his first attempt, Moses got a little ahead of things... (Moses coming down Mount Sinai, holding up not two tablets of the Ten Commandments but two smartphones)

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Of course the first attempt didn't work... God wouldn't invent the phone charger for another few millennia!

Comment by Chris on February 26, 2019 at 10:14pm

Donald Trump could be sentenced to looking in a mirror for eternity - He might? get in the tanning booth and use more hair spray? in attempt to look more? attractive to himself.

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on February 25, 2019 at 7:49am
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don\'t know what to do," says the Devil. "You\'re on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I\'ll tell you what I\'m going to do. I\'ve got three people here who weren\'t quite as bad as you. I\'ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I\'ll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the door of the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don\'t think so. I\'m not a good swimmer and I don\'t think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Margaret Thatcher with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All she did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I\'ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day!" commented Trump.
The Devil opened a third door. Inside Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you\'re free to go!"
Comment by Joan Denoo on February 23, 2019 at 12:23am

A great optical illusion, Patricia!?

 

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